larrybitsandbobs;
You can let your anon know that I'm available as a Brit picker at the moment as exams are finished till August. I'm from London so would love to help out! X

there you go!

jess is losing their shit over smut i wrote when i was 15 i’m

Harry smashing a cupcake on Sandy’s face and then proceeding to lick it off. x

socomicallygay;
CAN U REC SOME NEKO THNX XOXO

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Anonymous;
so have you ever told us the story of how you achieve a brit-picker or a beta??? bec idk how to get either and feel like my poor job at doing both for my fic isn't really going well. (not related to the summerfest AND i'm going off the assumption you have a brit-picker bec i think you aren't from the uk since english isn't your first language??) if you HAVE answered this question before, could you please link me?

my secret is that i’m super nice to people online but then when they show weakness i chain them up and stuff them in my beta cellar until their stockholm syndrome is so intense they OFFER to beta stuff for me and then rec it themselves.

if you weren’t taught brainwashing in the army like me, you can always try just reaching out to people in fandom! there are so many helpful people!!

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Anonymous asked you:
rin I’m worried about writing some sex scenes, especially really kinky ones (or some fetishes) because sometimes the info online is not really good, are the any pages you can recommend?? thank youu

i WISH. this was all rage in 2009 but i don’t really know if it’s legit. when i get to researching fetishes i don’t have like, that one place i go to, i just google as many things as specifically as i can, cross-reference all the sites and pray for gender-inclusive non-offensive non-horrifying tips from actual doms and subs.

Anonymous;
Isn't Louis just the perfect height to fuck Harry's tights? (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)


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this is a post about flogging

socomicallygay:

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it’s not a metaphor, you put the flogging thing in the person’s hand and then you give them the power to flog

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Anonymous;
I NEED A FIC WHERE HARRY OBSESSES OVER THOSE TWO MONTHS AND SIX DAYS WHERE LOUIS IS THREE YEARS OLDER LIKE WHEN HE WAS 16 AND LOUIS 18 IT WAS HOT BECAUSE LIKE WOW IM NOT EVEN LEGAL AND THIS HOTTIE IS FUCKING ME AND THEN LOUIS IS 19 AND BABY!HARRY'S LIKE LEMME RIDE INTO THE FUCKING SUNSET ON YOUR DICK AND THEN THIS YEAR I CAN BET HE WAS HOT AND BOTHERED BC HE WAS STILL A //TEENAGER// AND LOUIS WAS TWENTY TWO I NEED A COLD SHOWER JUST AFTER THINKING ABOUT THIS OK THIS IS CANON BYE

I HATE YOU SO MUCH I COULDN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS TODAY LIKE HOLY SHIT

Anonymous;
wait why dont you like liam